The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny phrases.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Phrase
There’s Poop in My Soup
February 23, 2021
Phrase
Poop is Cool
Oh, holy poop fell down from the butt.
June 13, 2020
Phrase
Dookie Crap Turd Stool
December 5, 2018
Phrase
Poseidon’s Kiss
When you are pooping and the toilet water splashes on your butt.
February 28, 2018
Phrase
No, I Will Not Lick Your TV for a Monkey
I will do it for 6 monkeys.
September 27, 2017
Phrase
Potato Bag
"You're a potato bag", "Eat a potato bag", etc...
My sister says this a lot in random times. It literally means potato bag and nothing else.
July 16, 2017
Phrase
Pull Over, I Gotta Poo Poo Real Bad
April 8, 2017
Phrase
I Go Boom Boom in My Pants
April 2, 2017
Phrase
I Farted Again
Whap.
July 1, 2016
Phrase
Flaming Sausage Gas Ponies
A term for a propane tank coined by a friend of mine.
March 21, 2016
Phrase
Sonic Boom
When Sonic the Hedgehog farts.
February 6, 2016
Phrase
Maggers the Madwoman Sees a Turd and Laughs Herself to Death
November 25, 2015
Phrase
Turquoise Turtle Turds
Exactly as it sounds. Turds that are from turquoise turtles.
August 4, 2015